Man, if you gotta ask you'll never know
I'm fuckin fabulous...okay?!
besides I'm ...
extrovert, dominant, untamed, in high spirits,
attractive, covetous, wicked,
sarcastic, snappy, filled with pity,
tender, maudlin, majestic, dramatic,
idyllic, gifted, rational, brilliant,
multifaceted, bossy, grotesque,
infantile, instinctive, ironic....
the guy your mother warned you about.